March 2012
46 posts
“All this talk about “hoodies” & looking “gangsta” yet the most dangerous...”
– (via heyfranhey)
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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“In truth, neither faith in God nor trust in business as usual, nor even...”
– James Lovelock (2007) Revenge of Gaia, pg 3. (via incaseyoucare)
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“What is more troubling than this oddly timed debate about birth control is the...”
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- Roxane Gay The Alienable Rights Of Women - The Rumpus.net (via rachelfershleiser)
I haven’t been paying attention again, what’s the deal with people suddenly saying there’s controversy over birth control? It’s controversial? HOW? WHERE? STOP IT! WE ALREADY DID THIS!...
“Wow. Uganda’s PM @AmamaMbabazi is tweeting at celebrities who supported...”
– Barry Malone’s tweet.
Too bad this won’t go viral.
(via mehreenkasana) patiently waiting for j-beebz to weigh in (via ouafouaf)
What? Put your $$$ where your mouth is? Do I get a rubber bracelet for that?
(via velocicrafter)
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“It’s not going to be that we’re famous when we die, it’s going to be that we...”
– Jason Segel (via 4directions)
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